If You Ain't First You're Last - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Color:Navy with "No1" printed on the

with "No1" printed on the bowl

White musical notes are scattered around the sloth

weathered blue serif text reads "BEER GARDENS" followed by smaller red decorative text reading "AND" and matching blue distressed serif text reading "BILLIARDS

Green brushstroke text reads "CHINATOWN" with smaller white capitals reading "SAN FRANCISCO" at the bottom

Spelling out profanity with a rebus puzzle is the adult equivalent of flipping someone off inside your pocket

If You Ain't First You're Last - Classic Foam Trucker Hat Color:Navy with "No1" printed on theGeorge Washington got to be first at everything because his only competition was a bunch of guys in wigs arguing about tea. Ricky Bobby would have lapped the entire Continental Congress and still found time to thank baby Jesus. The Details: Arched distressed white text reads "IF YOU AIN'T FIRST," above a digital illustration of George Washington in a blue coat with red trim, white cravat, and white powdered wig, flanked by red, white, and blue stars.